We've all seen that scene in Human Traffic where Jip goes to the club and manages to blag his way past the doorman to see Pablo Hassan, so here is your chance to to try out your blagging skills and talk your way into the VIP area of Creamfields 2008.

For the chance to win a pair of VIP camping tickets, which give you access into the plush hospitality arena hosted by Cream and the Hacienda, all you have to do is come up with the best blag to get past the Creamfields doorman. He's been around a while, so has heard it all, to make it past him your blag will need to be something really special!

Let the blagging begin!

P.S You must be a member of the Creamfields Group to win!

PP.SS Don't forget you can get your self a limited edition 'I LOVE DSI' T-shirt if you buy your tickets to creamfields on DSI!

omg its my birthday on the same day n wen not sober my blaggin skills work with a charm :D hahaha

Why would you want to go VIP, half the fun of festivals is slumming it

Mate, some Scouse kid just nicked my wallet and ran in there!!!
You must have seen him, he was wearing a Burberry cap and Lacoste tracksuit, can i go and get the fucker???

hahaha thats defo gona work!!! haha legendary!!

Please, im Pete Tong's illegitimate child!

Hi, my name's John Brophy and I'm one of the directors of the UK's number one clubbing website, dontstayin.com. My useless PA here, George, managed to forget my press pass and ticket, so now I'm completely stuck and obviously cannot get back to London to pick them up. I need to get in ASAP as dontstayin are sponsoring the main stage - please don't hold me up any longer, I can't afford any more fuck ups today!!!

Hi. I went on your myspace and printed the photo's of you in your wife's underwear. Here's a tenner. Cheers.

hahaha, did this not get mentioned somewhere anyway? ;o)

Yeah, my interview with Armin is scheduled for the 23rd too ironically ;-)

Hello. I wrote a shit answer on the 'blag a doorman' competition on Dontstayin.com and lost out to that Johnny See cunt. Can I come in anyway ?

"Don't you know who I am?!", shouted in a suitably arrogant and superior manner, of course.

I work for Cream but I've forgotten my pass...

No honestly I do!

See that guy Andy over there *points to Andy*. Well he's telling everyone about how he had sex with your mum!

I don't need a ticket!!! I'm a fucking post box!!!

He doesn't! Don't let him in!

*turn up in a swimming costume and cowboy hat*

Hi I'm DSI legend JackofPrats here to interview Tiesto, stand aside please.

i lost my donkey i think he may be inside

"Look mate if I can blag past you into this festival DSI will buy me a ticket, so why don't you just let me in, I'll get the ticket, come back, go round the front and sell it for a 200% mark up and go halves with it... I can then use the money I've made for another Creamfields ticket and you've made the money... Everyone's a winner...."

*turn up with Cannon camera and massive zoom lense after adding a few pounds round the mid section*

Hi I'm DSI's number one pervert.....Gee, stand aside please.